Dagens The Smiths:
"And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I'll tell you the story of my life :
Drack sig full. Våldtog 22-åring. Flydde i damskor.
I went to London and I
I booked myself in at the Y ... W.C.A.
I said : "I like it here - can I stay?
I like it here - can I stay?
Do you have a vacancy
For a back-scrubber?"